referring to the non-boar's head stuff as 'well turkey' at the deli

Like waiting in line to see Santa but for 28-year-old white girls

Heads up this movie kinda rips

With all the Conan love still going on this app, I haven't seen any clips of one of my favorite recurring characters from the 🌙Late Night with Conan O'Brien days.

Mick Ferguson, (Brian McCann) the man who is awfully proud of his bulletproof legs with Brian Stack

Man, you get caught jacking off during a work zoom during the pandemic *one time* and you have to turn off your replies forever

I don’t think you get to incite violence when you look like you have hollow bones

This is wild. It's the best scene in the film

Zack Snyder to his movies

Clearly no longer a rookie, show should just be called “The Guy”

marge “skits”

Twitter is dumb but it’s kinda worth it for when people collectively rediscover something like Conan or Norm or 30 Rock. That part’s fun

There’s no amount of money that can make your insides feel like they don’t want to escape from you

He’s so uncomfortable in his own skin it looks like absolute hell to even be alive

These people miss war so bad they’re fucking salivating

I dunno but I wanna shake their hand

'Dog Day Afternoon' is an Al Pacino film made in 1975 about a bank robbery carried out for the purpose of funding sex reassignment surgery, based on a true story from 1972. It won an Oscar. But sure, no one heard of trans people before 10 years ago.

Lol

Ahh yes, The Joker, the most complex character ever written for the screen. The film boldly asks the question: what if a guy sucked