In a galaxy far, far away........

Michelle Mone is currently partying in a villa she bought 2 months after the Government said she owes them £232m. In related news it has been 5 months and the Government still hasn’t collected a penny or even tried to.

“You boy, I’ve got Covid - go and buy me a hairdryer”

“Once, whilst working for the Government, I suggested to the PM that he should ask top scientists to investigate if blowing a hairdryer up the nose would cure COVID”

To celebrate the release of Shed Seven amazing new album A Matter of Time we’re giving away a copy of the ‘Deep Cuts’ CD with demos and remixes. If you’d like to win it, just RT!

“Standing at the back being stupid and banging on stupidly about small boats party - no votes”

It doesn't get much better than this! 🏆👏 #DCFC #COYR

Can I borrow your cagoule?

He looks like a guy who is going to help the Nazis find the Ark of the Covenant.

5 days to go. Remember when senior Conservatives showed they don't understand anything about trade

“ …. Unbeknownst to me, my housekeeper turned out to be an actor hired by Channel 4 and, using my password, downloaded a number of Nazi anthems to my Spotify account…”

Using photos of dead pensioners is a new low.

Reform are bringing people back from the dead apparently. Remarkable.

YouGov predicting the biggest Conservative wipeout in their history? It's the end of the Tories (and I feel fine).

“The man from Del Monte - he say B*llocks!”

“If I have two voluntary Rwanda deportations , and then I add two more, what do I have?” “A bill for 700 million quid”

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