I know two guys that disagree with that. Ever heard of my friends Siskel and Eibert?!

Dads in our town saying he has no clue what he’s talking about.

Me checking my messages looking for National Coach’s Day message.

Ladies, are the pee wee Herman boots gone for good now?

Paid leave?! Let me know what he did and I will do it today!

Hope everyone goes out and buys my new book -
It Starts with the Carts: How to build a meaningless culture

Please come speak at our next parent meeting.

Also Rob Dyrdek

Key to a successful Jr High Season? Schedule down!

Same speech I give at the parent meeting. “I don’t listen to you all”

Today is the closest thing to Christmas you get to experience as a football coach. Jr high season is over!

If we did this, our principal would write me up for not pre tripping the bus.

47 easy steps…

Band members should be used to getting ghosted. It’s usually just by girls though.

When you have a great pregame warmup, TV and tents, but are 0-6.

Woke up to find out our band got all 1’s at another band competition. Really unbelievable performance.

Alleged strength coach Ray Ziggler tries to make a dumb tweet about tap dancing. Gets held accountable and I get blocked.

Wikipedia’s fencing response this week. Had that tweet sitting on ready.