Country music 1955:
Shot my boss
After cracking his jaw
Loaded up a shell
Then I waited for the law

Country music 2023:
Another boy has fudge
Tell Congress to act

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Happy 'Gregg Popovich Loves Wine' Article Day to those who celebrate. espn.com/nba/insider/in…

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Scherzer deal is now complete. He’s a Ranger

He's adorable

one ticket for one ticket
oppenheimer for barbie

Congrats to all the FRC Football athletes! Thx to the support staff Greg McCarthy 🐺🦅 & Ms Joan for all of their loyal support.
#APAM

They turned open DMs off without telling you.

You can re-open them by going to Settings --> Privacy & Safety --> Direct Messages, then clicking the third thing.

I decided to be a coach at 14, when my high school team scrimmaged Casey Hampton.

It should've rebooted after Loki.

As with the Raiders, there are people who would buy the A's and build them a palace in Oakland--without groveling for public money--if the owner would sell. Fisher won't sell. Stop blaming Oakland. Nevada is begging like few states would, and Fisher is an atrocious owner. Awful.

The weirdest thing about the United States is that, more than 200 years ago, a bunch of enslavers came up with an electoral system that routinely misfires and puts the losing candidate in the White House. And we’re expected to treat their work as if it were divinely inspired.

Study Head of an Old Man, after Rembrandt, 1635-40, 📸 of Bill Simmons via kyle

May 29th

“F*ck that. Those guys have gotten enough luck already. They already got Tim and Dave. Being able to draft the three best center prospects of the last 35 years would be some bullsh!t.”

- Rival scout on the Spurs getting the No. 1 pick

(Via SpursTalk.com)

Gonna put this on my resume that's currently sitting in about 400 trashcans across America

Paris Johnson Jr. majored in journalism at Ohio State but has opted to play NFL left tackle because at least there are still 32 paying jobs left in that industry.

Paid for my history degree just so I can say: I agree

This is how everyone plays Madden online