Lucky for them, Tokyo is under attack by Godzilla and I’m too busy to deal with this rn.

Current ride

Still out of office.

Smart huh? Hmm.

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Austin is ghetto. I don’t want to hear anything about Houston anymore until yall get Austin together

Influenceable is paying e celebs to shill this movie (they’re of course not disclosing this). Prob a good sign that it sucks.

In Japan you can get goat soup or sashimi from a vending machine

Breaking: David Cook announces run for Texas House speaker. #txlege

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Really wouldn’t be surprised if this is the next domino to fall. Some very sus connections here

Rick Perry is joining Dade Phelan’s office as a senior adviser and will serve in a “voluntary capacity” until the legislative session starts in January, per Phelan’s office #txlege