De Jong

ISIS really all talk 0/10 performance in this CL knockouts run

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I fear what beating Real Madrid in the CL knockouts will make me do. I'll probably text her that I love her and bet the house on Nadal winning RG forgetting he's 60 years old

Does anyone have a website that keeps track when classified documents are made public after decades

Roman just texted managers '?' after L's what is this nonsense

What are you gonna do? Invade th... wait

Apparently all De Ligt had to say is 'don't tell me you're sorry boy feel sorry for yourself'

Bruh he just called a tight offside it's not the Pfizer documents

I just know in the future I'm bound to go on a sunny vacation with my wife like Mallorca or something and out there on the beach on a quiet breezy day I'll see Thomas Tuchel fighting with some dude looking grumpy, worst guy ever

The Bale-Real Madrid relationship is hilarious, he couldn't give a shit about them but once in a while he remembers they paid him like £200m and throws around a good word

If you’d told me a few years ago that in 2024 I’d be sat watching a game where Joselu’s been subbed on to stop Eric Dier getting to a cup final I’d honestly have assumed it was the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy

The Super Cup is gonna glitch out and look like this

I finally understand how this guy felt

I'm texting her

Reus getting to do this with Bellingham

Their banter era was Bale not knowing how to speak Spanish ffs