This is obviously nonsense, but fun fact, we do have data that shows sleeping consistently on one side of your face can cause a droopy upper eyelid over time!

Person: Yes, hello, I heard there is a new hospital price transparency law. I'm trying to be a Good Consumer, so I was wondering if you could share the machine readable fi-

Hospital: lol, here you go, enjoy.

cdn.iuhealth.org/resources/35-1…

Drs. Nii & Renee Darko discuss the struggles of overcoming student debt.

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If we ask people 'Act to Save a Life' with #CPR / #AED we should have a support framework for when they do 'Act' and are left with questions, doubts & confusion...
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What do spider-killing, eyeball transplants, and alternative specialties have in common? They're all topics on this week's #GlaucTalk

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#BREAKING : The FTC voted 3-2 to ban non-compete agreements that prevent tens of millions of employees from working for competitors or starting a competing business after they leave a job. trib.al/zrvzIeH

Is pure laziness an evolutionary advantage?

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I want people to understand how impressive this is. Those are 10-0 nylon sutures closing an irregular corneal laceration. The cornea is ~550 microns thick. That is precise work. Vision saved. Well done!

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

This, but for real

(Showing up for a keynote)

Oh you didn’t need to wear a tie, we’re pretty relaxed around here

Me: My suit jacket is smooth and kind of shiny. Twitter fashion guy told me I have to.

My baby got a letter in the mail today from my insurance deeming his NICU stay medically unnecessary and says we now owe $75k 😂😂😂😂 WHAT

C. difficile when broad spectrum antibiotics are administered…

Me watching somebody get dunked on for saying “doctors work 9-4”