Other specialties get so excited when radiology misses things. 😂 “Ah ha! Got ya! See, we don’t need you! We read our own!”

Also I’m actually trying to imagine a world where I would post pictures of surgical complications with flippant captions. Like wtf?

radiology bout to take over the hospital

neurology: time is brain

cardiology: time is muscle

dermatology: time is best spent on the golf course

“maybe if you came and saw the patient it would help with your image interpretation”

me:

oh so you’re a historian ok well name everything that has ever happened

seeing what people pay each other for on Venmo is actually the most entertaining social media prove me wrong

you just finished listening to an audiobook.

did you “read a book”?

my third grade teacher: YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL WHY ARENT YOU PAYING ATTENTION

me in the back of the room:

residents doctors, nurses and patients paying for parking at the hospital: 👁️👄👁️

administration flying to their two day business conference:

when you’re reading chest x rays and say “the lungs are clear” too many times, so you throw in a “no evidence of pneumonia”

hey Dr. Squatch what kind of Dr. are you i have never seen you around the hospital.

So, Dermatology?

ordering Docs when I’m taking more than 10 minutes to get a report out

you can either address all 183 ‘comments’ made by Reviewer 1 and Reviewer 2

*OR*

you can just add them as co-authors

ER: they’ve got belly pain

me: let me guess, you want put them through the truth donut

ER:

me: the circle of certainty

ER:

me: the gospel box

ER:

me: the magic lantern

ER: just let me know when you’ve scanned them dammit

EXCUSE ME

Me: Please write a radiology report for a CT pulmonary embolism study from the emergency department in the writing style of Edgar Allan Poe. Clinical information is 'chest pain, positive d-dimer'

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