Me to my boss during performance reviews

Got a turd lodged in the chamber? Here are 7 foods to avoid like the plague when you're plugged up. dudewipes.com/blogs/dude-blo…

Gonna need us after that

the first thing that I do when I get to work is ____

There’s an easier way DUDES

Poop

who farted?

this is why we do what we do doo

where do we send the wipes?

Might run into a burrito later

Because we're funny as sh*t

We too have an announcement to make today

If you’re pooping say hello 👋

👀 doing market research in the comments

both are good for our business

if this post gets 3 likes I'll poop

This dog can smell the person who farted

come take a sh*t with me at the Met Gala...

This is what a cold brew and Taco Bell combo will do to you

What are the bathrooms like at the Met Gala?