me obtaining my doctorate in driving video games after finally clearing the 45 minute tutorial of Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers

say less

me at 18

The director of Bram Stoker's Dracula on Genesis: “I need you to compose a song that strikes fear into the hearts of the players”

The composer: “uh... people are scared of music that slaps, right?”

BOY I SAY BOY, LISTEN HERE, YOU MIGHT KNOW EVERYTHIN' I'M GOIN' TO DO, BUT THAT'S NOT, I SAY, THAT'S NOT A-GONNA HELP YOU SINCE -I- KNOW EVERYTHIN' -YOU'RE- GOIN' TO DO. NOW GO AWAY, BOY, YA BOTHER ME

Don’t let shitty Frontiers discourse sway you. Ian Flynn is a good writer and can absolutely be trusted with video game franchises like Star Fox.

please delete this

NOW

huh?!?!?!

whenever I’m losing an argument, from now on, I’m just gonna quickly say “so anyway, your mom is white”

Our races united by a history long forgotten and a future we shall face together. I am Optimus Prime and I send this message so that our past will always be remembered. For in those memories, we live on

Watch the movie Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009). Lesson in there

nah, fuck that, I need a phoenix wright style visual novel adventure game where you successfully convict OJ

Our races united by a history long forgotten and a future we shall face together. I am Optimus Prime and I send this message so that our past will always be remembered. For in those memories, we live on

Watch the movie Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009). Lesson in there

Now, listen here, boy, I’m talkin’ to you, Shadow! I hear you’re wrestling with some mighty big ideas ‘bout right and wrong. But remember, that sweet gal Maria—bless her soul—didn’t want all this ruckus and hullabaloo, no sir! She wanted happiness for them folks on Earth-

🐓

Oh shit?!?!??