still dreaming of the suspiria peacock 💘💘💘

Back in 1992, Burger King got all fancy and offered table service and a special dinner menu, with stuff like fried shrimp and a steak sandwich. It didn't stick, but the effort was there.

I come from a time when everything had its own trading card set. Movies. TV shows. The Gulf War. Cards were currency, then. Chalky gum was a staple food.

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A box of Mr. Sketch scented markers was the childhood equivalent of a wine tasting.

happy 4/20 from the image i spent 3 whole minutes downloading in 1999

Happy 78th birthday to Tim Curry, best known for his work on the fifth season of Roseanne.

the three little words everyone wants to hear

Mickey's Parade Ice Pops. The best to ever do it. I firmly believe that these characters were designed with the eventual transition to popsicles in mind. It just worked too well to be a coincidence.

Small Soldiers Burger King Kids Meal, from 1998. Note the star and lightning-shaped chicken tenders, which according to some were meant to be worn as earrings.

1999 in one image.

here's what 30-year-old power rangers fruit snacks look like

wrestlemania 40

wrestlemania sunday < wrestlemania sundae

for those curious, a 4.8 magnitude earthquake is indeed enough to knock a collection of red rose tea ceramic animals off a shelf

everyone needs a hobby

Few have done it better, and even the ones who did weren't shaped like sharks. 10/10.

For the latest Purple Stuff Podcast bonus show, we searched eBay for the weirdest BEETLEJUICE collectibles. If you're a patron, it's up now: patreon.com/purplestuff

Happy Easter from this extremely strange newspaper ad for the Ninja Turtles movie.