What do you do if you see a space man? You park your car man!

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke,

He was ok though...

it was a soft drink.

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Tre Cime sunset [OC] [1800x1200] IG: @yuriygarnaev
Photo Credit: silent_winter
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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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At the foot of Hanakapi’ai Beach, Hawai’i [OC] [3024 x 4032]
Photo Credit: Friendlydesiwife
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Ponta de São Lourenço in Madeira [1920x1080][OC]
Photo Credit: Kifix_Photo
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Me: I swear, I’m kicking you out of the house if you don’t stop singing Christmas music.

Mrs. Doc: But baby it’s cold outside.

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Big Lagoon Spit, between Eureka and Orick, CA [OC] [4032×2268]
Photo Credit: MyRoadTaken
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‘Thief River’ Bwindi Impenetrable Forest, Uganda (OC) [6623x4927]
Photo Credit: JDatCAL
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When a clock is hungry it goes back 4 seconds...

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Rocky Mountain NP 🇺🇸 (oc). 5712x3213
Photo Credit: Happydaytoyou1
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Valle Anzasca, Piemonte, Italy [3000x2000] (OC)
Photo Credit: MenqK
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I was in New Mexico and a cowboy asked me if I could help round up 18 cows. I said: Yes, of course, that’d be 20 cows.

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Razorback Lookout - Flinders Ranges, South Australia [OC] [3024 x 4032]
Photo Credit: AzonIc1981
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I once ate a dictionary.

It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

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Sunrise in North Cascades National Park [OC] [4000x2667]
Photo Credit: andrewrimanic
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Doc 

Knock knock / Who’s there ?

A: Old Lady

Q: Old Lady Who ?

A: A Yodeler

What did you think was going to be amazing but turned out to be horrible?

#ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmmm

Yesterday my brother accidentally swallowed some weed killer. Fortunately he saw the fungicide.