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Parody. Staying here for now but maybe not much longer. Merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhuVHj

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I will be voting for Trump in November, but I’ll do so with great reservations. I should be getting more credit for the second half of that sentence.

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The breathtaking Northern Lights are lighting up the sky as the nation unifies like it did during the recent eclipse. Here’s why that’s bad news for Joe Biden.

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Opinion | I will never vote for Biden or give him any credit for anything that he does. Here's why he should continue to try to appeal to voters like me.

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A 44-foot whale was found dead on the bow of a cruise ship entering New York harbor. Here’s why that’s bad news for Joe Biden.

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Donald Trump has again chastised Jews who vote Democratic—showcasing the rise of antisemitic 'dual loyalty' tropes in the Biden era.

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New York Times Pitchbot Hi, I'm Terri Gross. President Trump's arrest and internment at Guantanamo of Barack Obama has shaken America to its core so my guest today on Fresh Air will be actress and singer Katy Perry the star of the new Netflix series 'Two Spoons For The Cantaloupe'

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Using hot honey in your Bee's Knees adds a whole new dimension to this Prohibition-era cocktail. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.

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Opinion | Biden gets no credit from me for suspending arms shipments to Israel. Here's why it makes sense for him politically to get tougher with Netanyahu.

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A second Trump term may involve suspension of the Constitution, the purging of the civil service, and the military deployed in American streets. But what will it mean for gas prices?

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Kendrick Lamar and Drake are engaged in a bitter feud, but which rapper has the better flow? Josh Barro and Ross Douthat drop by to debate.

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The Ethicist | I would like to be commander in chief of the world's largest army and steward of its largest economy. However, part of my brain was eaten by a worm. Should I withdraw my candidacy?

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Opinion | I will never under any circumstances vote for Joe Biden this fall. Why isn’t he trying harder to speak to Americans like me?

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Scientists are now predicting a 2.5°C increase in global temperatures by the end of the century. But others foresee a 2.5°C decrease in the overall global climate vibe.

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My model predicts that RFK Jr. will capture 2.3% of the popular vote in November. And I explain why the best mezcal should have always have a worm in the bottle. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

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Joe Biden is cruel, heartless, and doesn't share America's values. Also, I call on him to kill his dog.

by Kristi Noem

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