A teacher once said I was lazy because I did all of my work as quickly as I could so that I could spend more time doing nothing. 30 years later and I still don’t see what the fucking problem was

cops fatally shooting a turnstile jumper and unloading rounds into passerby is a whole new level even for this era. this is fucking insane

In all seriousness, it's clear the Bengals are still the biggest threat to the Chiefs in the AFC. Buffalo is a close second. No other team confuses Mahomes like Cincy. Bengals will win their next two games against Washington and Carolina. They'll be fine.

Notice how the people who didn’t give a damn when 5-yr-olds were slaughtered at Sandy Hook 10-yr-olds were decapitated at Uvalde Music-lovers were murdered in Las Vegas Kids were mowed down in Parkland Are the SAME people now freaking out over Trump’s assassination attempt!

Only 45 days until Halloween

This is the average intelligence of anti-immigration racists.

One time in Ireland my classmates and I helped a baby shark off the beach and back into the bay. I hope he’s terrorizing the North Atlantic still to this day.

🧵A man can present with an infection to an ER in any state and receive care. A pregnant woman can present with an infection to an ER in 14 states with an abortion ban, and they will let her die. This is a violation of the 14th amendment.

This is devastating.

so close, this is a cicada

This makes me very happy!!

WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL? WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN OUR ENEMIES CLOSED IN AROUND US?

::childhood vibes hearing “Obsession”::

The Gang Reports for 2024 Training Camp. #LetsGoFlyers

I canvassed in Scott County today. People are outraged about issue 2. I spoke w/ around 30 people. *One* person supported sending public tax dollars to private schools. I talked to a lifelong Republican in his 60s who said he was horrified by the idea! #govoteky

Autistic people either be like: - blunt to the point of immolating people without saying a word - tries so hard to be kind/nice to the point of self destruction

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