that’s enby espresso………….?… idk i’m 37

me pretending my mom was beating me in the grocery store so she’d get her act together

valid as i’m the exact opposite

the dumb boy is the primordial himbo.. his magik more potent, more pure.

this nap goes out to all the sleepyheads.. another big win for our side

a hillary biopic with a sydney sweeney topless scene would go so loco

setting my sniffies to straight and then making a decorative bouquet of herb cuttings

picture the absolute cutie who said “what if we call it 👉🏼👈🏼… tums? 🥹”

🍗

Your sandwich order is a total Rorschach. I just combined every farm animal from a place of lust.

the most compelling piece of cinema i’ve ever witnessed

“Your receipt from Apple.”

My oomfianos r sexi today i see

there’s a sorta blood-brain barrier btwn online gay shit and the rest of the world and if someone discovers it you can just ask why they were looking and then you’re both perverts

jack of all trades, girthmasterr of none :(

was gonna go home to stress nap but went and ate all my mom’s leftovers while we watched the news and now i’m better

it’s actually shizofriendia if you’re smart and cool about it

unfollowed a gay comedian

Unsuitable locations can lead to continuous struggle and poor growth. Consider where you’re planted.

The finest man you know can’t pose for a good photo to save his life. Like the moon, his beauty is to be experienced.