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@EPICGOPFAIL

УКРАЇНСЬКЕ МІНІСТЕРСТВО ПОЖЕЖНИХ АВАРІЙ РОСІЇ
another retired old fart on internet/since before there was internet. fighting GOPiggies.
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W the ZSU successes on certain fronts, Russian troops began to surrender more often & try to leave the contact zone deeper into the temporarily occupied territory. This was reported in the evening summary of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine on October 2.

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you might think that UMARF would be running out of headlines for Red Triangle fires in St. Petersburg by its 6th fire in 4 months, but how about this:
'Bermuda-like Red Triangle makes landfall again engulfing St. Petersburg into a fiery Red Herring.'

spb.kp.ru/online/news/49…

you might think that UMARF would be running out of headlines for Red Triangle fires in St. Petersburg by its 6th fire in 4 months, but how about this: 'Bermuda-like Red Triangle makes landfall again engulfing St. Petersburg into a fiery Red Herring.' spb.kp.ru/online/news/49…
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if you squint, you can see another pocket forming for the 🇷🇺NW front with V.Oleksandriva & all the way down to Davydov Brid threatened.
but that's probably nothing.
no reason for concern or especially panic.

if you squint, you can see another pocket forming for the 🇷🇺NW front with V.Oleksandriva & all the way down to Davydov Brid threatened. but that's probably nothing. no reason for concern or especially panic.
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Yesterday, in Belbek AF Base in Crimea, a Russian jet carrying munitions detonates into a tactically superior position off the runway

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TAKEAWAY:
Trump for Snowden swap appears less likely following Medvedchuk for Azov reaction.

Putin overruled his top security service in prisoner swap with Ukraine washingtonpost.com/national-secur…

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Another St. Petersburg bus falls victim overnight: 'not a fire,' audible relief in the depot, 'thank god, this one was shot up by an air rifle, shattering windows'.
'He was prob aiming for the army commissariat and missed,' speculated the investigator
spbdnevnik.ru/news/2022-10-0…

Another St. Petersburg bus falls victim overnight: 'not a fire,' audible relief in the depot, 'thank god, this one was shot up by an air rifle, shattering windows'. 'He was prob aiming for the army commissariat and missed,' speculated the investigator spbdnevnik.ru/news/2022-10-0…
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Anna Yudina from Saratov grabs two gold medals in World Fire Rescue championships ongoing in Uzbekistan:
- 100m w hurdles around a shit fountain
&
- climbing up patriarchy ladders
Two more events remain before mobilization
fn-volga.ru/news/view/id/1…

Anna Yudina from Saratov grabs two gold medals in World Fire Rescue championships ongoing in Uzbekistan: - 100m w hurdles around a shit fountain & - climbing up patriarchy ladders Two more events remain before mobilization fn-volga.ru/news/view/id/1…
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All good things must come to an end, and the chemical fire in Yekaterinburg has burnt itself out.
The firemen are dosing the smoldering remnants & taking apart the structure.
'wtf,' wonders Boris, 'the roof was still usable!'

rossaprimavera.ru/news/51a3a39c

All good things must come to an end, and the chemical fire in Yekaterinburg has burnt itself out. The firemen are dosing the smoldering remnants & taking apart the structure. 'wtf,' wonders Boris, 'the roof was still usable!' rossaprimavera.ru/news/51a3a39c
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After September tram & trolleybus fires, St. Petersburg mass transit returns to its summer classic in October, burning its 6th bus in 4 months.
[video, better comments towards the bottom]
fontanka.ru/2022/10/02/717…

After September tram & trolleybus fires, St. Petersburg mass transit returns to its summer classic in October, burning its 6th bus in 4 months. [video, better comments towards the bottom] fontanka.ru/2022/10/02/717…
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Remember this Yulia, a ruscist blogger who was taunting Ukrainians in Germany & had her flight reservations cancelled bc of the immediate public outcry abt a month ago?

Well, she's been kicked out of Germany and sent home to enjoy true Russian paradise that is Samara

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