A man goes on an extended vacation and leaves his cat with his brother for safe-keeping. When he arrives at his destination and settles in, he gives his brother a call and asks: 'how's the cat?'
'The cat is dead.' Replies the brother.
'How could you be

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Sasa wakulima wanaacha food iozee kwa mashamba badala ya kudonate to the needy

Bob and Dave met in speech therapy in high school where they both suffered from terrible stutters. Ten years later they bumped into each other again. 'Dave!' said Bob. 'It's great to see you! How've you been?' 'OH, ive b-b-been g-g-good B-b-bob, b-b-but I've n-n-never b-been

You want to be my Jesus?

Akule majani?

I was having a chitchat with a friend and

she was like: if you want to be happy fall in love but never get married. I asked her why.
She said: look at me, my husband is lazy and my kid is a failure.

I was like: wtf mum🙄😂😂😂😂

Fuck life.

I wonder why Adam was so gullible, ama ni ju alikuwa Naive !!!

Natumia hii akili huku nje

Good morning fam.
May this day favour you.

When you least expect, people die. That's not the most hurting thing, the most painful bit is watching people you care about cry uncontrollably. I hate the cycle of life.

satisfying asf

Today’s 4 slides😌

'Prevailing levels of corruption in Kenya is a keen to stage 4 cancer which cannot be ignored. It calls for concerted efforts. We cannot rely on traditional techniques but devise new ways to fight the vice' - Prof Nixon Sifuna - High Court Judge

Leo atalala nayo

Watu wanakula lunch wewe uko Jana, anyway Goal ni kushiba.

Yaani ombachi ata giveaway ya drumstick hakuna buana😂

You will have dinner with somebody and go to bed. The next morning, they don't wake up. How do you recover from that?