The sad irony is, if Jack Torrance had just written down what was happening to him, he would have written The Shining, a very successful book.

I really loved this show, I highly recommend seeing this final date tonight if you can.

I look really well in this photo, which is the main reason I’m posting it. But also the script was very very funny, so let’s hear if I did it any justice.

Do remember how well I look, though.

So much fun writing on this fascinating show, what a joy to see it get some recognition!

Well that’s a spoon full of sugar for sure. Best Medicine nominated for Best New Radio Show in the ARIAs! Thank you to all our amazing guests, crew, Radio 4 and of course the one and only Kiri Pr'chard-McLean! (Series 1 avail wherever you get podcasts 🙃)

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I started watching a film at 6PM.

Feeding time is at 7PM.

A fatal error.

We have a new sketch in tonight’s show that didn’t work the one other time we tried it. But we’ve purchased a prop that should completely fix the punch line. That prop is a plunger.

Come and see if it works tonight!

(Fewer than 10 tickets left)

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TONIGHT! £5! 7pm at 21Soho. Tickets in the link below!

Best medicine, a show I was lucky enough to write on last year, has been shortlisted for this.

Give it a vote OR hire me to write jokes for your show. They are your only two options. comedy.co.uk/awards/2023/

I still think about the character of Bagbeard at least once a month. I hope that it is ok and happy.

MORPHEUS: How did I beat you…?

NEO: You’re too fast.

MORPHEUS: Do you believe that my being stronger, or faster, has anything to do—

NEO: I didn’t say stronger.

MORPHEUS: No. I am, though.

NEO: Whatever.

MORPHEUS: I am.

terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink

Rockin’ around, the Christmas blood

Possibly the most professional tweet I’ve ever read.

If we get little Alexa style helpers put into a micro chip in our brains I would want mine to be Rob Auton.

Over a hundred million people (a guess, based on vibes) have now watched our spooky short for Halloween! Join the sharmy (short film army)

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Still amazing that the opening of this episode wasn't cut:
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Edward Easton Tarot Henry Widdicombe Stuart Laws

BOO! Only joking, hope nobody defecated 😉

Watch this spooky as ass short film we did, if you don’t want to sleep tonight… (if you do, just turn you phone or laptop on to night mode and the red tones will be easier on your eyes)

This is getting CRAZY traction on X already, mainly from Stuart Laws , so hop on the train before it’s over crowded and you have to sit in the weird bit in between the carriages next to the lavs. Take a look behind the curtain at how I’m so enigmatically unprolific on Twitter