i tried not to care but what an ugly way of elevating one person's experience with disordered eating over the experiences of countless ed sufferers who spoke up to say no, actually, i am fat and using that word in that way hurts me

the movie title 'an american werewolf in paris' has way too much going on in it. theres a werewolf?? and hes american??? AND he's in paris????? slow down

please help me save up to get out of florida gofund.me/56cf5d9a

*frau farbissina voice* bring in ze femBOOOOOOOOOTS

'forced to' lmao

emma and jazmine forever BITCH

met my partner and many of my best friends, got my first writing job in new york, was online the day ted cruz accidentally tweeted porn

if you are the little hot topic goth boy screaming at your gf at newark airport gate 40 rn i would love for you to shut the fuck up :) and if you don’t im going to subtly pass your gf a note asking if she wants to switch seats w me :)

in many ways, i am restarting mad men

on my emily gilmore shit (bloody mary outside in a sweater)

the air quality report automated text just tattled on me to my dad that i was smoking weed in his den………..we must de-automate society