If you wanna see some straightforward no nonsense rock go see LIINES the dog’s bollocks.

TOP TIPS; If you’re gonna go to a gig and stand in front of someone and hold your iPhone up and film it just stay at home and watch some other cunt’s version of it on Social Media later, save yourself a journey.

Massive thanks to HOUSE Of ALL for a fantastic gig tonight, to Si Wolstencroft thanks for the Blag in, to Stephen Hanley and Paul Hanley and Si Wolstencroft for being a formidable engine room and of course Martin Bramah don’t know the guitarist but he was mint.

Right, off to see HOUSE Of ALL tonight at GORILLA with Jennifer Banks Let’s have it Si Wolstencroft Stephen Hanley Martin Bramah

😂😂😂😂 absolute honour and a privilege to be outcunted by Ricky Gervais the Cunt Meister. It doesn’t get better than this 😂😂

Jim gets twatted #Brassic ⁦Sky TV⁩

#ActorsLife Jim from #Brassic auditions ⁦Sky TV⁩

#StickOfTheDay

#FerelTrollies

All the way to Manchester to see some photography .. and this C #@! pops up on the wall

Steve Evets #manchester Jennifer Banks #brassic

Auditions can be so frustrating #ActorsLife

‘Tis true.

I really recommend a visit to the #GreaterMancunians exhibition in Manchester Greater Mancunians

Blimey, these NHS bowel cancer shit tests are a bit graphic (apologies if you’re eating your tea)

A great exhibition #GreaterMancunians Greater Mancunians catch it if you can 👍

Absolute honour to be involved in this fantastic #GreaterMancunians exhibition, me and Jennifer Banks have had a great time schoomzing, chatting shit and blagging beer, all these years and I’ve not been sussed yet 🤷‍♂️ Greater Mancunians

Check out Steve Evets's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZGeHye95h/ what every actor is thinking when they don’t get the award.

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Check out Steve Evets's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZGeuEjnu4/

Still the BEST sports commentary of all-time. 😂