Yesterday one of my kids couldn’t think of the word for bagel so called it a ‘donut bun’ and today another kid couldn’t think of the term carpool so called it a ‘bath ride.’
What. Is. Happening. 😂

Wow. Engineering, you have issues. Words used in teaching evaluations, by gender. 😯 from benschmidt.org

With another semester ending, here's your annual reminder that teaching evaluations systemically disadvantage women. Even when controlling for grades and other factors, students (esp. males) consistently give female professors lower scores. This can have serious ramifications.🧵

Serious question: are dishonest people drawn to professions that hide their dishonesty? The most dishonest and unethical person I know is … a professor of ethics. And stories like this 👇

Incredible!
#Eclipse

My bday is the day after my husband’s death, so we now embrace its crappiness with DUMPSTER FIRE BIRTHDAY CAKE.
Behold, this year’s magnificent rendition! Additional trolling in that I’m not actually turning 49 this year, lol.

Duo gets me.

A fertility clinic is on fire. You can save the one employee trapped in there or 1000 frozen embryos.

At a fundamental level, we all know that embryos are not people.

My mom asked if my kids and I wanted to do this fun 3k fundraiser walk thing when we're on vacation visiting her, and I said 'sure!'
I found out today, by googling the fundraiser, that it starts at 7:30am. My kids are going to kill me.

I had a student evaluation this year say that it was really unfair that if they missed an assignment they got a zero on it.

Super easy way to auto-send a message to Canadian politicians to #SupportOurScience as they approach the budget vote. Took 1 minute.
Please spread the word!
supportourscience.ca/action-budget-…

#SexySaturday time!

Dolphins know where it’s at, and have interesting sex lives. Lots of foreplay, multiple sexual positions, masturbation, and same-sex acts in both males and females. There’s even cases of them making sexual advances towards other species, including humans!

Fave course evaluation comment:
'The course isn't what I thought it was, and if I knew what it was actually about I probably wouldn't have taken it, but I am not mad now that I am here.'
😂