On today’s episode of FOOSBALLZ!, Ryan, Greg, guest co-host Hayes Davenport and guest Mike Mitchell discuss week 1 of the season! 

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If toddlers spoke up about emotional labor, bath time, and power dynamics, it might sound a little like this. nyer.cm/oSzm2cH

New pod out just in time for football season. FOOSBALLZ! is me, Carl Tart and Ryan Meharry talking a little pigskin for Headgum. Intro episode is live now!

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You see son, it’s checks and balances. The President is checked by 100 pudding brains who’d explode into dust if they tried to use Venmo, and they’re checked by nine corrupt judges who answer only to the billionaires who pay for their fishing trips.

Every decade LA is like “we did it. We found the worst mayor,” and then NYC is like “our new mayor is a horse that stomps once for ‘yes’ and twice to notify his neighbors that he is a convicted sex offender.”

Has anyone ever reverse milkshake ducked as hard as Fran Drescher in the last 72 hours?

The President Family That All Died had one kid slip thru the cracks of fate, and he wants us to let him be the President Who Hates Doctors because he can lift 30 lbs 4x.

*high* oh shit, I accidentally made a dumb mistake

*drunk* hey everyone, I’m gonna make a dumb mistake! *everyone chanting* dumb mistake! dumb mistake!

You guys aren't seeing the bigger picture. Dianne Feinstein is 90 and in terrible health, but she is soldiering on in service of something bigger than herself: insider trading.

The only AI I want to think about is (thinking for one thousand years) uh Avril ILavigne

There's a scene in Arrested Development where Buster finds a rubber fist in his mother's dishwasher- SMELLS IT- recoils, and says he's going to put it back through on 'Pots & Pans.'

Good luck, AI.

Life imitates art.

The strike is already making a tangible impact.

The Shield put FX on the map. Mad Men put AMC on the map. House of Cards put Netflix on the map. Writers did that. Not some CEO.

Know what you get when you put CEOs in creative lanes? You get Quibi.

This was literally only 20 days ago and people are pretending it didn’t happen because DL’s publicity machine is working hard to make it seem like it was one clip that makes him look like a hero variety.com/2023/tv/news/c…

(filming strangers in the bathroom) better not be any sickos in here

Help, my wallet just plowed through 4 kids at a crosswalk

Boy, this stuff isn't working at all... *squints* FAT tummy tea?!