Hold my beer 🍺

Who’s dressing up for Halloween? 🎃
If so what as?? 👻

Thanks to everyone who said Happy Birthday yesterday 🥰
If you didn’t you’re dead to me 💀
Look at my big sticky fudge doughnut cake 🍩 🎂

Silly, silly, silly Dad 😳

Yay….Ivorgram 🥰 🎂

In case you were stuck for a Halloween costume this year 🤔🎃 #Garyoke 🎤 🚿

‘Look at the size of Dan’s’ 👀
#GBBO

I’m a bit behind watching Bake Off so if everyone could stop tweeting about it until I’m caught up that would be great thanks 👍🏻
#GBBO 🧁

I’ve worked for just over an hour today and think it’s high time I stopped for lunch 😋

After a day of watching people being murdered some Disney before bed 🛌
Forgot how funny this is 🤣

Was going to go to the pub but Sir David Attenborough has talked me out of it 🌍
#PlanetEarth3

Today’s hungover movie marathon 🍿 🎃 🔪

About last night 🚽

I’ve had wine but I’m finding Angela Rippon really sexy and I’m questioning everything 😳
#Strictly

Is Twitter playing up?
Not getting notifications for replies to my replies on other people’s tweets just my own 🤔
So if I take a while to respond I’m not ignoring you…well some of you I am 😒

🚨 HELP 🚨 I’m trapped and being snuggled to death 🐶🐶

Feel like I’m back in lockdown, floods everywhere around me and loads of places closed so can’t go anywhere 😣
Fraser was due home today but he’s stuck on his rig for the foreseeable 😔
But least I’m safe and have my babies for cuddles 🥰
#StormBabet

Remember everyone (me) used to change their Twitter name to something Halloween themed?🎃
Does no one do that anymore??
Are you all waiting on me to do it???
Because I will if you want me to 👻

God this is brilliant 🤩 should be working but I’m glued 👀
#WagathaChristie #DisneyPlus

Pretty sure a Tory would be used to everyone hating them 🤔
#BBUK