When It Comes to Eric Adams Making Outlandish Claims Out of Thin Air, Vibes Are Enough

Mayor Adams Continues to Just Make Up Whatever the Fuck

When Mayor Adams Gets Out of Prison, He’ll Find a Home at Fox News

Once they arrest all the protestors, ban Tik Tok and make it illegal to say 'Israel bad' it should be smooth sailing from there

For Private Voucher School in an Ice Cream Stand, Serving Twist Cones and Scrubbing the Soft Serve Machine Are the Closest Students Get to Academics

Cops don't know this is a bike lock because they have never investigated a bike theft in their lives.

Finding Someone to Primary Eric Adams Who Objects to Israel Killing Children Could Prove to Be a Daunting Task

Unless They’re Teaching Them to Punch Queers or Ignore Genocide, Teachers Shouldn't Be Sharing Their Political Views With Our Children

Commie Scum: If There Are No Outside Agitators, Then How Did We Get This Picture From Inside Hamilton Hall?

By The NYPD

Credit where credit is due.

The country of Colombia picked the funniest possible time to do this

OMG YOU GUYS ELON MUSK LOVES THAT I’M A DOUCHEBAG

By Eric Adams

When I Found Out Several of the Protestors Had Dinner at Al Badawi a Couple Years Ago, That’s When I Knew I Needed to Send in a Shitload of Tanks and Guns

By Eric Adams

Columbia justified arrests of protesters on the grounds that they were disrupting campus life and academics, and now has cancelled campus life and academic anyway.

An Illegal Glared at My White Son

By Maud Maron
for the New York Post

If Mark Levine Will Primary Eric Adams, He Gets a Pass On Exactly Three of His Shitty Palestine Takes, No More

It’s Obvious Most of the Columbia Protestors Are Outside Agitators Because They Don’t Have “I Go to Columbia” Tattoos

Vast Majority of Educators Assess “Thick Crayons” As Better Learning Value Than Prepackaged Curricula Mandated By NYCDOE

It Not Every Day You See the Dumbest Tweet You’ve Ever Seen

BREAKING

Eric Adams Announces He’s Leaving Democratic Party, Joining Twat Waffle Party