In the spirit of violence, I have a question to ask.

You people were mad at me for not cooking for my dad, but you’re vehemently opposed to cooking for your mothers?

Hmm, I wonder why that is 👩‍🍳

I find it amusing that men are in a flustered panic because they told women to ‘just pick better’ so women picked the bear.

My daughter just burped loud as hell in Olive Garden and I’m like WOW have some decorum and she’s like “that word doesn’t effect me cause I don’t know what it means”

Okay.

This artist, BIG FISH 🦈, stressed tf outta me mixing this song, but it was worth the trouble, because what a mf Jam! 🌶️ #Rodo

Being a widow in Nigeria is a crime

How does it feel to have big bumbum? Please I really want to know. Do you feel like you can take on the world? Do you feel a certain reassurance that if all fails, at least you have a fat bunda.

Even in a hypothetical scenario, they still don’t want to cook for their own mothers. TYINTTA.

All I ever do is treat myself co-Star!

Musk is making you lot move mad, you post a stranger’s picture and set her up for drags just for engagement.

Jola drops words of wisdom frr! Had to write this part down❤️. More life Queen Jola 🫶🏾🫶🏾

Damn.

Some people can't even eat rice with eggs anymore but you're saying their unpatriotic for hoping. You people should not annoy me

My friend just called me annoyed as fuck. He said he spent over 100k on a babe's birthday and on his birthday, she gave him a book titled 'How To Be Productive'.

Seeing as he is still in bed at 10, I asked him if he has read the book. He cut the call.

If you resign and they offer you twice your salary - don't go back o 😂

Temi ye mi

How are you as a woman comfortable not making money yourself but solely dependent on a man.

I am sorry, i can never trust a man to the extent of me relying dependently on him.

😂 Bruhhh...

not all of us can be aesthetic babes. sigh. e bami pass ponmo.

Go ahead and do me whatever you chozes 🥺

Like play like play, I no dey get craving again.

People are going through so much in this country. So much.