If you want to win an argument, have an imaginary one in your head.
You're welcome.

Feeling immense relief when you come home from work and the house is empty is totally normal and even more if you work from home and live alone.

Of course my circle is small; I'm an excellent judge of character.

I’ve unfollowed everyone I wouldn’t get high with…so if you’re reading this…meet me in the alley out back.

The boriqua anthem is the hispanic bohemian rhapsody

You know it’s true love when he lets you fall asleep on his shoulder and drool.

How toddlers and cats are alike:
- they're cutest when they're asleep
- they will absolutely destroy your sofa
- they both eat out of the cat's bowl

there is so much love hidden in the little things people do for you..

I'm extremely positive but sometimes you have to say don't be a dick about it

Me at 54: Hey, this elevator is playing my song.

somewhere lost in between shadows and stars

Cruise ships are just essentially plague ships filled with vermin

. Good Morning
Itchy & Scratchy
Of The
Poisoned Ivy League
Internet

sorry can’t…i’m busy breaking generational curses and shit

Hedgerows don’t bustle like they used to.

Anybody that calls Twitter 'X' is a cop.

There is three things in life that will always last.

Faith.
Hope.
And Love.

💜

Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t decide which direction to wing the liner on my third eye

Another day, another suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous horseshit

Never hide the real you to make someone stay.