tfw you're pretty sure it was your gf who farted at the opera, and you'd actually rather it had been you

'Literature is entertainment or it is nothing.'

#ThomasLigotti

Why do young girls say hee school instead of high school.
Why do they speak from the back of their throat?

'...have to be like a soldier and march away'

youtube.com/watch?v=DzQQv4…

'A Lover's Pinch,' by Tupper

Maybe if you want to tweet that kind of thing you should try Boring Twitter.

Power-spent passion bespoils our soul receiver, surely we know

-JA

I'm never ready for Halloween anymore.

Eat your followers

this place offers
no corners, no shelter
and crawling hastens your wrath

but you have answered the
muted question of love for me

#poem #verse

I continually kink-shame myself ... it just feels so good.

Touching air as we speak...

In meditating, there's nothing magical about 'sitting down.'
#meditation
It just means removing any or all obvious stimuli (books, talking, etc.) -- stopping that to make it easier to sense your way past the subtler, internal stimuli.

Maybe I'll surprise myself, or something will surprise me.

What a funny girl, my sister--
youtu.be/U9ZY0mpnCqE

'What happened on that niiite has been the subject of sixteen thousand TV documentarieees. Toniiiite, learn the $tunning $ecret of whyyyyy?!'