the eclipse has hit the reflections on my disco ball

a mouse leaving his apartment: phone, wallet, cheese

Man United is a social experiment to see how far humans can be pushed.

'I don't get why you set so many alarms'

congrats on being able to rocket back to existence every morning but some of us have to be gradually raised from the depths like the remains of an ancient shipwreck being brought to the surface

i’m in this fb group where everyone pretends to be ants n ppl just post pics of food and everyone comments L I F T

I think you’ve had enough mate.

Latest obsession is this photo of a dachshund at a Renaissance festival in Michigan

[tracy chapman teaching a friend to fish] you gotta cast far

The perfect candle holder doesn’t exi...

Sold one of my leopard print coats on Vinted. Never felt more shamed in my life 😂😂😂

Feels after that one 🥹 Thank you Wembley!! Great feeling to be out on court for the first time in 2024 in such a special arena. Credit to Uganda who played a great game - proud of our fight to find a win.
See you tomorrow @englandnetball fans 🫶🏼

dead 🤣🤣🤣

You have to earn b by doing c first

she ate cuntaminated food at the mother buffet and had explosive slayarrhea

We were on a family holiday pls respect our privacy at this time

he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

The awkward handshake with the 4th official who was just stopping him going onto the pitch too early wins loveliest football moment of 2024 already.