Just slipped and fell and accidentally binged all of “the gentleman” on Netflix. Holy fvckkk Kaya Scodelarios outfits just made me feel like an unfashionable potatoe sack, I need her stylist 😫

The last time I was in Adelaide, I had a terrible time for personal reasons, I was really feeling sorry for myself made no better by this horror movie style accom I had booked, I was having a cry in the shower and as if I was in a comedy the shower head BROKE off and hit me…

👨🏽: Can you take total control of me and dominate me?
👱🏻‍♀️ : are you sure? Is that what you REALLY want?
👨🏽: yes, I’ll do anything you say
👱🏻‍♀️: okay so go read the ACOTAR series , then come back to me with a 2000 word essay on who’s the hottest male character and why is it Cassian

Reschedule my gym session this morning for a different kind of workout. Since I’m already here,
In the office until 4 today, unless you can convince me of a reason I should stay 🤫

Living in the city means I paid money for an alarm clock to make bird chirping noises and simulate a sunrise 🌅 . Being kissed awake by light as god intended is so nice, even if it’s artificial light. I call it “poor man’s sunrise”

Okay you know I’ve been bad at my phone but I promised rach I’d promo our Adelaide trip, it’s turned into me spamming silly things like this on insta instead so go check out my stories if you’re bored and missed me posting 😘 the handle is the same as this one Ky ✨

Please bully us into taking more selfies together!! 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 Adelaide is confirmed YEHAW, I will also be in Sydney with Miss Rachel Ren - SYDNEY & touring mid April stay tuned dates TBD

I’m not this girl anymore but there was a time I wouldn’t blink at spending 1000s on hair extensions, partying, lingerie, and yet I’m being so hesitant to buy a new laptop even tho I think it would actually change my life 😂. Does anyone else have irritional spending habits? Like…

Me and Ky ✨ have been blessed with daily threesomes and our synchronised blowjobs are so fun and hot it’s tweet worthy 🔥 no photos because we kiss and don’t tell 🤫

Babe, we are going out put on your most expensive outfit. Okay! *puts on Garmin watch, hokas, and nothing else*

Omg sorry I didn’t reply to your txt, 6 months ago I made it a goal to get my screentime down and live in the real world aand I think I took it too far. If anyones found any balance let me know. Or send me a smoke signal. Or a letter in a bottle and throw it in the ocean?