Megan Thee Stallion, Ice Spice and Sexyy Red have definitely proved that pussy rap has staying power. But wait until next year when celibitch music takes over.

It feels like there's almost a government shutdown every month. It's like the government keeps getting an extension on its cable bill.

This is never a good reason to vote for someone but I must admit, Ramaswamy is such a fun word to say. Reminds my of the first time I read There's A Wocket In My Pocket.

Hollywood studios have made their “last, best and final offer”. Yeah but they said the same thing about Die Hard 3 and that wasn't true.

Hip hop trivia : What do Lauren Hill and Biggie have in common? Answer: He was known as the Notorious B.I.G and she's known as Notoriously Late.

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is moving from Seattle to Florida. You should expect him to arrive on Sunday or Saturday if he uses Prime.

They should pick the next House Speaker Squid Game style.

Not only did House Republicans reject Jim Jordan as House Speaker for a 3rd time but this time they had NBA legend Dikembe Mutumbo wag his finger in his face and say “no, no,no”.

I hope they got the Monkees to do a song called I’m an Exorcist Believer for the soundtrack.

Biden just texted me and I never gave him my number. If I give you my number please don't give it out!

The Government Shutdown sounds like it could be a cool new dance.  Maybe a combination of the Harlem Shake and the Camel Walk.

Did you see the debate? 7 people on stage fighting for time.  Reminds me of that Wutang concert where they all had to share 1 mic.

The Peoples Choice Country Awards are on tonight. Please don’t get it confused with the Country People Choice Awards. That’s an entirely different award show.

They're taking bets in Vegas on which Monday Night Football game won't have a season ending injury.

Five Americans who had been imprisoned in Iran are expected to be released today. I don't know who these Americans are but 3 of them said they're going to hit the studio immediately and 'drop some new shit.'

Answer: Make sure the bitch gets diarrhea, but save some for your mother.
Question: Daddy, how much cake should I give the dog?

Nice work Brendon Walsh, Fact Checker. Covid Expert. nypost.com/2023/09/05/pra…

If McConnell is freezing in August what's going to happen in January?

There are different types of hot weather.  Right now it's go see any movie that's playing hot.

I hope they heed the evacuation orders in Florida. Experts say the only thing guaranteed to survive this hurricane is racism.