I just made an AI image in my head. Does that mean I’m a robot?

Leap year bitch!

I just washed my hands before I got in the shower.

Don't talk to strangers.

Double my micropenis w/ scottcalonico youtu.be/4c55Gj-y3G0?si…

Episode 227 is out right now on YouTube, Patreon, and wherever you get your podcasts. Check it out youtu.be/4c55Gj-y3G0?si…

AFTERNOON DELIGHT with BillyWayneDavis & Lizzy Cooperman! Sunday 4/28 at 4:20pm at the High Low bar. GET TICKETS! eventbrite.com/e/afternoon-de…

Twitter is like the world’s largest online stand-up comedy club. Guaranteed laughs every time you open the app!😂

Gene Hackman, 94, spotted in new photos wearing nearly identical outfit from weeks earlier trib.al/xwU4pKY

Afternoon Delight returns to the High Low bar on 4/28 at 4:20pm with guests BillyWayneDavis & Lizzy Cooperman! Get tickets! dropbox.com/scl/fo/c03o8ia…

Listening to the eclipse on the radio.

The Sun is flat #FlatSunner

Checking out the eclipse 😘

If you've jacked off more times than you've had sex, you're still technically a virgin.

Pyro Brendon w/ Chuck Dillon youtu.be/YLpXDTDRKA0?si…

a great, great venue ..

Reminiscing w/ Jim’s Mini Market Chuck Dillon youtu.be/YLpXDTDRKA0?si…

If two people are arguing and one of them is ugly, I’m on the ugly person’s side.