I wrote this short little book about dieting for folks who spend all day sitting at a computer, don't like exercise and/or don't have time, and also have issues trying to force themselves to eat healthy. If that sounds like you, give it a look.

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By the time Scream gets to part 10 the killers are going to be the entire staff of a Taco Bell whose manager was killed off in the background of Scream 5.

Am I writing a story called 'The Mothman Cum-eth' that will be an erotic and terrifying journey into the world of the 'brutish, glistening, ripply-muscled, winged sex devil' called mothman and his eerie brand of seduction?

I guess we'll all find out soon enough.

Baby Reindeer is infuriating to watch insofar as how can one man not even make a single correct decision even by accident?

Do you know what will happen if Nic Cage bites you one day? You better. Studies show that there's a non zero chance Nic Cage may bite you at any moment.

Read WereCage, the only book brave enough to tackle Nic Cage lycanthropy head on.

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I assume this is literally as good as Morbius.

Spider-Man 2 was a great movie & I dont think anyone ever disputed that. It does strike me as odd that people are now writing about it like they're amateur archaeologists who just unearthed this cinematic relic of a bygone era.

Oh, yep, nope. No, sir.

This lady can go fuck a stump.