lets all of us get together and listen to decades by joy division

everyone relax, last fm friday is finally here!!!!

Im so tired of stuff that makes me mad they should make everything good

its impossible for me to have fun unless im messing with the settings on a TV, thats the only thing that does it for me anymore

its cool that the guys from les rallizes denudes were basically terrorists, you dont see that often in music

im demanding fealty from the rulers of other provinces

he looks like hes saying 'hrmmmmm whatever i guess.... its fine if you arrest me... im over it... sighhhhhhh'

im just an old fuddy duddy

this is the default shirt that every boring normal guy spawns in wearing

my dick curve like marge's hair when she gets into the car

next time i get a cat im going to name it Movies

bro recess the day after brian griffin died was legendary iykyk 👀🔥🐶☠️

(coming back from the store) i just completed a harrowing solo voyage

they just made it illegal to walk into somewhere holding something and say 'i come bearing gifts'

i need to start taking so much prescription medication, thats about all the plans i have left

they're hooking me up to machines and running tests on me

this is the funniest mr show bit by far

the silver jews is awesome, i love their two members Dave and Berman

Trump today at his rally in Allentown, PA: 'By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great.'