All yodas are gollums but not all gollums are yodas. Sadly you're not allowed to say this in today's culture

Journalist trying to decide who deserves more scrutiny, a government at war or the people protesting against it

doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there’s no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell

You, a horny uncultured fool: the zendaya threesome movie

Me, a student of cinema: the zendaya threesome FILM

As someone whose ancestors endured a lot of persecution I think I've earned the right to persecute other people for a change

Maybe instead of protesting the horrors, these lazy students should get a JOB and pay TAXES that fund the horrors

This is bad, we should find out what country this is so we can invade it and establish a democracy there

Supreme Court wrestling with the question whether one person should be above the law and it's the person who controls our entire military

'it's not stupid if it works', cf.

The perfect government is one that's authoritarian to my enemies and democratic to me

You don't have to commit seppuku dude just take a few months off and then get a job in an adjacent industry

💥REMINDER💥 If you say ANYTHING on my page I don’t like. You’re getting instantly Blocked.
I’ve personally curated my Social Media pages to dispatch all Dumbfucks..💥

We have to pay women more. We will not be a just society until women make enough for their husbands to stay home and game

It's really funny that grindset people think a billionaire could easily get rich again if they had to start over with no one knowing who they are. Imagine elon musk trying to get a job

We don't solve the world's problems on this app but we do act annoying about them, which if you think about it is a form of raising awareness

'Cooking isn't hard just follow the recipe.' Come here. Come here and eat this food I just made

Everything is so expensive now there has never been a better time to have no hobbies or interests. While you are crying about how much your concert tickets cost I am standing perfectly still in my house and smiling

1991: Mom gently rocks you to sleep
2024: Mom doesn't rock you to sleep anymore

Anyone else notice this?

People love to quote-tweet stuff saying 'Why can't you guys be normal?' First of all you know this is an online loony bin and second you've been here for years, time to stop pretending you're a visitor and not a patient

whenever a blue check barges into the replies of a viral tweet