No it’s fine that you guys got to see the total solar eclipse and now you get to see some fuckin aurora borealis, it’s fine because here in LA we have two Denny’ses like half a mile from each other on Sunset blvd. Actually hang on one of those closed down fuck ummm we have uhh

i hope everyone who saw the northern lights knows i personally hate you and that it should’ve been me

And that’s why you put [checks notes] [checks again] Andrew Nembhard out there

They put the iPad on Ozempic

This tweet inspired me to buy some Eggos (I never had them in my childhood bc immigrant) and, boy, they fucking slap

Ironically, this is exactly what Michael Jordan would say in the same position

Hell yeah

i love being invited to things but also hate having to go to things

Just a reminder: your sports team’s failures are a direct reflection of your personality defects

I think the unique thing that makes Jalen Brunson so difficult to defend against is that he’s really good at the game of basketball

That one rich dude who's trying to reverse his age must be taking notes from Josh Hart, the man is indestructible