Hope Hicks sinks ships.

Sleeping and farting are about the only 2 things I have in common with Trump.

Dammit, you can't even see it from this side.

An eclipse seems like Christmas for pickpockets.

There won't be another total eclipse in the US for 20 years. Phew.

I once made the Kessel run in 14 parsecs. It wasn't the record but I was still early to my appointment.

“You can’t scold a narcissist”
- words to live by from J. Elvis Weinstein from that conversation w JEN KIRKMAN on Thought Spiral podcast

“I am surprised how Canadian The Guess Who dressed - TWO hockey jerseys.” - via ⁦Andy Kindler⁩ ⁦J. Elvis Weinstein⁩ podcast: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/tho…

This new adaptation of Shogun is way better than the Mickey Rooney one.

Please enjoy the new episode of Thought Spiral podcast with J. Elvis Weinstein and our special guest, the great and powerful (((Gary Gulman)))!

RIP Richard Lewis. Thanks for, among so much else, making notes cool.

Thank you so much it was directed by
J. Elvis Weinstein

A passenger died aboard a 9 month Royal Caribbean cruise. Cause of death: preference.

Tonight we’re doing a WILD CARD Full Mads Friday on Twitch!

For the first time since it’s initial live airing we’ll be showing the entire Darkstar Watch Party from last year with commentary from Frank Conniff, Trace Beaulieu, Mary Jo Pehl, J. Elvis Weinstein & Beez McKeever!

Hard to believe it's been 10 years since Cinematic Titanic made its final voyage.

It was a fun ride,& everyone involved should still be proud of the amazing work they did! Thanks Frank Conniff Trace Beaulieu Mary Jo Pehl Joel Hodgson J. Elvis Weinstein & Gruber! Cinematic Titanic

RIP to the great comedy nutritionist Norman Lear.

Denny Laine was in my ears, was in my eyes. RIP.

To put it in his terms, it's an acceptable loss.

This joke is my annual Thanksgiving tradition.

I hope they kept enough DNA to clone the pandas before sending them back to China. That would be a funny war.