Might have something to do with the next to no ill effects and the fact it doesn't cause laziness, violence or mental illness.

'Nothing matters, we're all just meat puppets on a freaking space rock' millennial humour isn't actually nihilistic, it's a total lie. The same people would lose their shit if someone justifiably drew anti-humanist conclusions.
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Really excited for what we’re going to have to offer for the next six weeks. Rishi Sunak might not be ready for his own campaign — but we’re ready to cover it!
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We at The Critic are proud that our chief election commentator will be @paulgoodmanch. Paul will be joined by Fred de Fossard of the Legatum Institute, and Sam Bidwell, who’ll bring you the sharpest and most entertaining takes on the highs, lows and deeper lows of the campaign.

Our June issue's on newsstands next Thursday but subscribers get it first! It's our Summer books special and contributors include Paul Goodman John Self Jo Bartosch Jeffrey Meyers Sebastian Milbank 🥀🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Christopher Montgomery Robert Hutton and Graham Stewart
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Worth getting rid of this government just to cross fingers that Steve Bray will finally be forced into a real job

Since 2019 I’ve had the privilege of representing Penistone & Stocksbridge in Parliament. At all times I’ve tried to be a strong & courageous voice for our community both locally & in Westminster. On July 4th, I’m seeking your vote so I can continue to stand up for our community.

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Oh the humiliation! My SKETCH of Today in Calling An Election

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I was attempting to listen to Sunak's election announcement, but the speech was drowned out by 200 megatonne bore Steve Bray, so instead of reflecting on the miserable 14 years of Tory government, I wrote this
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Did you hear the election announcement? Probably not, writes Sebastian Milbank 🥀🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, thanks to the obnoxious antics of full time professional prat Steve Bray, who blared music over the historic announcement
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On a wet and grey Westminster Wednesday, our JUNE leader went to bed earlier today. There were fewer helicopters then though.

Presses now rolling on The Critic's June issue, featuring Graham Linehan Julie Bindel Heather Welford Steven Edginton Jeffrey Meyers Paul Goodman Henry Hill Fred Skulthorp Robert Hutton Lisa Hilton Sarah Ditum Marcus Walker Nick Timothy Yuan Yi Zhu Helen Joyce
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