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We're all so worn down by the constant sh!t show that werewolves could go rampaging down main street and I'd just grab my emotional support vodka, crawl up into the attic and hope for the best in a drunken stupor.

1. Elon Musk

'Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whiskey is cheaper
Than a dinner for two.'

Welcome to your TOP 10 NEWS STORIES OF THE WEEK - March 30, 2024, or as I like to call it, Dante's Inferno.

Buckle up as 2024 continues to tell 2023, 'Hold my beer.'

1. Today, Joe Biden decided that an

Can y’all do me a favor. My main account playteaux, was nuked a month ago. If you don’t mind retweeting this so people can find me on my backup account, Playteaux, I would appreciate it.

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Today, I am joined by Raymond Fairchild Root Beer White Lightning Moonshine from Maggie Valley, North Carolina. It's only fitting we pay homage to our bootlegging past as the states are

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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'Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!' Skip on down the yellow brick road with me, and enjoy some questionable satire mixed with some good news, bad news and wtf was that news.

Because alcohol tastes better than tears, I'm joined

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2024 tells 2023, 'Hold my beer' as it seeks to take out the degenerate champ in the 1st two weeks of the year. I'm here to guide you through this hellscape!

Grab a drink, because you're going to need it! Wine,

HAPPY INSURRECTION DAY, PEASANTS!
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On this day, dozens of people were killed or injured, thousands of businesses and properties were looted or torched in a record $2 billion in damage, and state capitols and

Welcome to a special edition of your TOP 10 NEWS STORIES, but this time it will be the Top 10 craziest stories of 2023.

Buckle up, y'all, because it got wild this year! Porn, pies and politicians, oh my!!

1. We ended 2023 with the most absurd display of puritanism since the

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10. Canadian journalist who called for COVID anti-vaxxer concentration camps dies suddenly at 33.

9. Tennessee city to ban all LGBTQ books from public libraries along with 'Drag Queen Story Hour'

He's BACK !!!

Alex Jones

What the fuck???? This is absolutely insane! Our government is the enemy!

💯Democrats vs. Conservatives💯

🇺🇲 If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
🚩If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

🇺🇲 If a conservative is vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
🚩 If a Democrat is vegetarian, he wants all meat products

Let me know if you see this 👀
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#10 Fulton County Elections Board discovers “Missing” Ballots from November Election

#9 NYC Mayor announced funding cuts to schools and NYPD officers due to migrant

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Today, our theme is hydration! Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it's impossible, but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hrs go down like a fat kid on a see-saw.

1. UN chief demands full investigation into

In 1911, Turkey enacted gun control.
In 1938, Germany enacted gun control.
In 1929, the USSR enacted gun control.
In 1956, Cambodia enacted gun control.
In 1964, Guatemala enacted gun control.

Guess what happened next? Genocide.

Never give up your guns. Buy more guns and ammo

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Every week gets darker in my country and around the world, so you'll get a lot more snark and satire than usual.

Remember sharing is caring, and they have my reach severely limited right now.

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1. Israel

My Thoughts on Israel & Palestine

Too much in this Israel/Palestine conflict is being convoluted and muddied.

For the sake of argument let's take it as fact that the Palestinians are barely existing on the scraps from Israel and they're in an 'open air prison', which is the

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10. Biden announces he wants to build a wall.

9. Trump indictments backfire as he leads in almost every poll.

8. Ukraine MP expresses fear over US Speaker situation, does not want US funding