this has been an ursula stan account. this has been a maleficent stan account.

imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent

Every now and again I have a nightmare that I’m back in high school

I definitely would be, but the 3 women I’d be lying to would be spoiled.

Her character got the ending she deserved too. Idk what’s gonna happen with her & them twins but hey.

See you on September 21st :) #AbbottElementary

the key to healing is living alone. especially when you have had your privacy, autonomy, and space violated. nothing has healed me more than removing the responsibility of other adults from my space.

The collective gasp in the theatre nearly collapsed the damn building

Thank you for reminding me to go back to this

Candid.

📸:Big Keeks.

Every single time I get to the end of this album…

All the workout girlies talking about “push through the laziness you’ll be happy about it afterwards” …. Fucking liars 😒

Patiently waiting on jeremy bearimy ✨ to reopen her shop cuz I’m sure someone is praying on my downfall. I need some oil and a prayer asap.

One thing about me? My hair gon look good.