So. This is what I’ve been up to. Surgery this past Friday. It’s getting better but slower than I’d like. I’m supposed to go back to work for “light duty” on Monday but I’m not sure if I’ll be ready. Swelling is down though!

It should be considered a public service to smack people who think “irregardless” is a word and use it to try and sound smart.

I seem to have a tweet stuck in permanent limbo. If it ever posts…that’d be great.

Nothing like “Christian Values” and “Bullying is good for Jesus’ sake” and “kids deserve cancer because they chose sin” first thing in the morning.

Fuck it; I’m not voting for Hunter Biden.

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If you are a pet owner I recommend getting pet insurance.

Vet visit today for (2) dogs: $1,100. Planned surgery for (1) dog? $5,500.

All in one week. We will see what the insurance reimbursement is.

WeRateDogs will confirm:worth the investment.

idc how much money i have, no one is convincing me to go on a deep sea excursion in a vibrator #titanicsubmarine #titanicsubmersible #Titanic #OceanGate #OceanGate Expeditions

I saw “crews missile” trending and my first thought was that we were about to undergo nuclear armageddon and people couldn’t fucking spell “cruise.”

Future generations of children will have to be taught the Scaramucci measurement scale in order to understand this period of history.