Move over Sid Little and Eddie Large, we've got new kids in town.

Skid Shittle and Steady Discharge.

The truth is, Rishi Sunak is leaving you worse off than ever.

Excellent. DM me for my bank details 👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿

There aren’t that many things which send a chill down my spine.

But this does.

It is so far removed from reality that whether you like me or loathe me, it should terrify you.

Because you are next.

After 14 years of Tory failure, it’s time for change.

Only Labour will end the housing emergency.

What Snow said ⬇️

Brilliant work ⬇️

Almost bright enough to run for office as Susan Hall’s window licker

First attempt at pizza in the charcoal barbecue.

Note to self. Put the rack up a bit higher so it doesn’t burn the arse off the pizza. Otherwise, not too bad

From today's FT Opinion Financial Times #LizTruss

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Thor is 9yrs old and he can live with kids and other #dogs , Thor is a calm and easy boy who needs a new home due to a change in circumstances
#GermanShepherd #London
gsrelite.co.uk/thor-6/

Arriving today.

I can’t wait to feel God inside.

OJ Simpson announced as Reform candidate.

DynoRod Stewart 😂

Hey all.

A friend of mine from west Wales was severely injured while out on a stag in Magaluf over the weekend.

He’s currently at the Son Espases University Hospital and the family are URGENTLY looking for somewhere to stay nearby… can anyone help?

Come on X - do your thing👇🏻

Less than 500 signatures required to show a terminally ill genuinely decent human being, that folk actually give a fuck.

Please sign it. Please RT the shit out of it. Please give Mark a follow.

Please actually give a fuck.

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