Outdoors shot of the self haircut for the fans.

3.5 year review Ohio vs. California:
-Cost of living: Ohio wins easily.
-Drivers: California. People in Ohio drive like they dropped hot slice of meatloaf between seat and center console.
-Walmart: Ohio
-Mountains: California
-Guns: Ohio
-Sunlight: CA
-Friendship: CA
-Crack: Ohio

Me to people who don't drive like me: 'Goooo! Move it along, grandma!'

Me to people who drive like me: 'Ya jerk!'

Siri, tell me again about when the moon goes between the Earth and Sun.

The Gotham Sound livestreams from NAB were the most impressive part of NAB. Well done!

If you thought I was good at improv comedy, you outta see me sober and employed.

Hmm… do I invest in a twelve thousand dollar NikonX or the new three thousand dollar Blackmagic Manic PYXIS dream camera?

Still looking for a venue for my NAB open mic. I’ve got more audio/video jokes than LUMIX has internal record formats.

I’m off the deep end, watch as I dive in…

Thinkin bout eclipse

HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS!? The eclipse is my whole thing! The boys are gonna love these eclipse themed snacks.