15 minutes till kick off in the NLD. All I feel is existential dread

Blimey, the royal hacks don’t half write some bollocks.
God knows what the royals themselves make of it. Probably pissing themselves

Not sure why so many people are getting into a frenzy over a Nadine Dorries rumour. It’s not as if she doesn’t have form as a fantasist

Looking forward to hear what David Cameron achieved on his latest holiday

Chris Philp dying a death on Questiontime

Scotland follows Westminster into the abyss

Humza Yousaf forgot the rule: leaders who want to look tough look stupid | John Crace theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/a…

The Man who Aspires to Mediocrity

Down, down, deeper and Dowden: how can Rishi’s stand-in be so useless? theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

TBF It doesn't look as if any Conservative peers were in the Lords either

Do please buy the book now

Mike Tomlinson gives a masterclass in how not to do a media interview

Rude, patronising and out of his depth, Minister Mikey ticks all the boxes | John Crace theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

I still struggle to accept that Grant Shapps is defence secretary

Missing the point as ever…

That Nice Mr Tice party says ‘let them drown’.

Michael Tomlinson wants to send Paddington Bear to Rwanda

Next time it might be easier for the government to tell the media ‘Mike Tomlinson is unwell’

Rishi's Rwanda press conference.

theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

That press conference may have been peak Tetchy Rishi

I’m convinced. A country where the president is elected with 99% of the vote must be safe

Given that the govt now says Rwanda is safer than the UK, it’s astonishing refugees aren’t heading to Kigali of their own accord

Arron Banks calling Remainers ‘Little Englanders’ has made my day