That’s how to qualify top of the group #COYS

Just remembered Liz Truss is on a long holiday when she is meant to be a sitting MP. Though one could argue it’s worth it as she can do less damage when she’s away

Westminster in shock consensus: Door Matt Hancock is a prat theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

You just know the public is going to pick on Matt Hancock and he will be eating kangaroo scrotum every night

Leaky Sue emerges from hiding with blame guns blazing theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

Looking forward to the home sec saying why she was right to resign as home sec for six days

When even Priti Patel and Tom Pursglove are brieffing against Leaky Sue, then it feels like her time is up

At last. She speaks. At lkeast she will do, late in the afternoon when she hopes no one will be listening. But will Suella Braverman actually say anything in her Commons statement?

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Very much enjoying the new line that Sunak appointing Braverman was a cunning plan to let her implode

That depressing time of year when you know it’s going to be dark at 5

The bi-annual debate on turning the clocks back or forward - even though most of the ways we tell the time now do it automatically bit.ly/3ztQYTy

'With its raw, unflinching honesty, Spare is a landmark publication full of insight, revelation, self-examination and hard-won wisdom about the eternal power of love over grief.”

Penguin Books UK to publish Prince Harry's memoir in January.

Read here: buff.ly/3D52jug

Not sure about the Gary Glitter soundtrack

Lucy Frazer making the unusual argument that the Tories have levelled up by making the whole country worse off #bbcqt

Chris Bryant - Worth a read - fitting in nicely with Chris Bryant's speaking just now on Andrew Marr on LBC ..LBC Andrew Marr

Tories unite in their perforated defence of Leaky Sue theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

The worst thing about the Prince Harry book is that it is certain to be mind-numbingly dull with nothing we hadn't heard already

By not launching an inquiry into Leaky Sue's reappointment, most people will conclude there is something to hide