Lopez!

Sundays are for church.

Happy National Pet Day from The Sizzler Sisters

Still thinking about Tony…

“Gotta stay on top of my life…”
-Tony Soprano

Happy Easter 🐰

I used to be the waiter with hands for hands until that fateful day…

Jerry! Get out of that box before that (fish) pecks your eyes out!!

Clean sheets & a rock hard alibi 😌

𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒐𝒐𝒏

Monday March 18th:

I didn’t have a piece of fresh fruit til I was 21,….and it was a lime.

Me when I see a cybertruck

His smoke too tough, his swag too different.

🎶Someone's gonna get
a thousand dollars🎶

🙏🏻

Fire fire fire
Fire on my brain!

Mr. Skeddafeddahedda ☎️

Berman, Berman & Sfruntzle called and changed your meeting to Guessalentday.

📞 🐦‍⬛