I’m like if a bug was a bug who was a bug

Why are Sunday diners so shit at tipping. Aren’t yall supposed to be feeling holy and generous from church or something like that

Probably the most bug of all time

Goodnight .. I have six bug posts queued for tomorrow bc I’ll be at work ….. slime man

Not me reading this and it taking a solid ten seconds for me to realize I’m not 21 anymore

If your butt stink thru your jeans you need to go to the hospital

something im petty abt is how Ex friends adapt / mirror ur traits and have parts of ur personality .... Like go back to default bro im out of ur life

I’m thinking about breaking my big altar into separate earth/fire/water/air altars

I’m sorry if I’m not interested in current Rap Beef or random Male Gossip… I’m a HUSTLER. I’m only focused on the Bag 💰.

I love to enjoy the springtime sun 🌞

Who is alive

The fact that I don’t even work today and I saw someone get fired in real time because their shifts freed up on the schedule LOL

これは生命を吹き込まれた抹茶の姿です🍵

Crazy but people really think that “I would love to do that, but I would get made fun of if I did that” is a good/acceptable compliment LOL

A lot of man don’t realise that lifting weights has ruined a lot of their physical capabilities. No cardiovascular endurance, core strength, agility, balance or flexibility

Every day I am reminded that most of y’all aren’t real lovers, you will never understand

A little puppy face

헤에에? (입에묻은 가루식 정리하는중)

Me and oomfs