LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When the AI takes over I'll be executed because I'll still be laughing at the 'salmon in a river' prompt response

Every Eagles fan right now

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my 1500 calorie American breakfast that makes me tired

Keanu Reeves is in my basement and I’m not even kidding

finally

The last 2 minutes of that game took years off my life

LETS GO

I need to be hospitalized immediately

Greg Olsen is my fav commentator and it’s not close

DID YOU HAVE TIME TO SEE THE LIBERTY BELL

Don’t forget

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s most things (mainly I hate Spaces, get that trash out of my face)

How do the Titans keep answering calls w a 215 area code??? 💀

Some freak is putting pathogenic frameshift insertions in Halloween candy this year, stay vigilant!!

I love this parrot almost as much as he loves that glass bowl

YESSSSS

Eagles have the superior Kelce and Swift combo, I won’t be taking questions

FOOTBALL YES