terrible news for ivy league grads who were hoping to move to lakewood washington to help a single 70 year old man run a geocities website

Note that almost no one in US media bothers defending Israel’s destruction of Gaza on its merits. Every criticism now is concern trolling, crybullying, anti-zoomer psychobabble and “Trump would be worse” voter-scolding. It’s all meta, desperate, and morally vacuous

as a general rule I don't think anyone who spent 100k on plastic surgery to look like the k-pop star he was stalking but ended up just looking like a burn victim gets to make fun of other ppl for being weird. you handed that card over at the doctors office dude

So Ben-Gvir’s driver hits a random guy’s car, his bodyguard puts his gun to the guy’s head, and the only reason he doesn’t shoot is cuz the guy is wearing a Star of David necklace.

“The only reason I’m alive is because I’m Jewish.”

Apartheid!

If you're doing math at home:

It will cost $58.3 million so that libraries can stay open on Saturdays (after closing on Sundays due to previous Eric Adams cuts).

Instead, Adams is giving the NYPD $62.4 million to hire 1,200 new cops.

Check that out!

hellgatenyc.com/eric-adams-bud…

well I wasn't a big israel supporter originally, but now that our widely-loathed political class has sent the national guard to beat and arrest a bunch of teenagers on israel's behalf, I'm starting to come around to the cause. winning hearts and minds!

DINNER GUEST 1: what does it say, that we have some nutter running around dressed like a bat?
BRUCE WAYNE (smirking): gotham has always had its characters
GUEST 2: it's a travesty!
BRUCE WAYNE: right you are, arthur
GUEST 3: plus I heard he's a pedophile
BRUCE WAYNE: wait hold on

m'am this is a group of teenagers doing a jig to a jaunty tune

I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right

[making bee movie] haha fuck yeah!! yes!!!
[making pop tart movie] well this sucks. what the fuck

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

when college students protested segregation, the vietnam war, south african apartheid, or the war in Iraq, there was a horde of powerful individuals and interests who demanded they be arrested/silenced. worth examining if you want to be remembered in the same breath as those ppl

the genius of this man's plan is now he gets what he *really* wants (an excuse to whine more)

This is an account maintained by the State of Israel which is slandering American students as terrorists. It's amazing that this is regarded as acceptable behaviour.

who will stop the black widow of orlando

everything sucks my fucking nuts. They spelled talisman wrong. How do you make something this dogshit then fuck it up. Probably spent bookoo bucks on this and didn’t even check to see if it was done right. Tortured Dumbass Department

the whole progressive flo thing was an organic example of ppl going insane over an insurance spokesperson. state farm said 'we want that too' so they picked a random guy and hammered him down america's throat like a railroad spike. I do not consent

mad men if don draper was written like a pokemon? is that something

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