In order, where have you lived?

Ash 🇬🇧
Guildford 🇬🇧
Newton, MA 🇺🇸
Dorchester, MA 🇺🇸 (❤️)
Suffern, NY 🇺🇸 (College)
NYC, NY 🇺🇸
Andover 🇬🇧
Guildford 🇬🇧
Send 🇬🇧
Stow-on-the-Wold 🇬🇧
Guildford 🇬🇧
Ledbury 🇬🇧

Where next? (In my dreams 🇮🇹!!)

One week today and I’ll be ✈️ to 🇸🇪 (well actually 🇩🇰 but that’s just details!!)

#eurovision

1997: I know, fugly then; definitely got worse over time!!

2015 🇬🇪 11th
2016 🇨🇾 21st
2017 🇭🇺 8th
2018 🇧🇬 14th
2019 🇳🇴 6th
2020 🇮🇹 🦠😢
2021 🇱🇹 8th
2022 🇸🇲 NQ
2023 🇸🇲 NQ (ffs!! 😡)
2024 🇮🇪 ???

To be honest, I could have done without the vacuum cleaner breaking this morning!!

Honestly tempted to bring the collar to Malmö and walk around offering prayer ministry - this might be the most useful thing I could do right now!!

#eurovision #priest

Roma 1991!! #iamold

Happy to see San Marino finally getting the recognition it deserves! Seemingly people are waking to to this!

🇸🇲

These are my internet weirdos!!

9 years and counting!!

#Eurovision

Yes, totally for the small tweaks announced today at Eurovision. All seem to make sense to me.

Shaping up for three great shows I reckon!

No matter which way you flip the pancake, this is a darn fine song!

Ngl, bit shocked by that!

#Iceland

Ok, but I actually really like Wild West, I’d totally play that regardless.

No-go areas in London:

Chelsea - too many posh tw*ts
Buck Palace - too many tourists
The crap Italian restaurant in Camberwell - terrible food

Apart from that, we’re all good!

The tweet I had been planning was this: ‘Come on guys it really wasn’t that bad’

However…

🤪🙃

#UVPSM2024

Hey Armenia 🇦🇲, you ok hun? Just checking in, you’re awfully quiet!

Yes! Go me! 57th in a league of 85 and 4th in a league of 4!!

‘Lisa’s Italian Dreamteam’ turned out to not be quite what I’d hoped!!

#Sanremo24 #fantasanremo2024