Rocket attacks, last night, in Greece. 😯

Two churches have been launching missiles on each other, every year, for over two centuries, and the aim is to hit the opposing church's bell tower.

Liverpool's Anglican & Catholic cathedrals should do this.

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'Built-in sensors enable our companion pet cat to respond to motion and touch such as petting and hugging, much like the real cats you know and love, but without requiring any special care or feeding.'

#OldAgePussyReplacement

“For he was a gentle heart and a great king, and kept his oaths; and he rose out of the shadows to a last fair morning.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien

An £849 cat litter tray, which obviously increases the chances of you having to replace your £899 washer-dryer, after the cats start crapping in it when you leave the door open. 😆

Don't look at your phone!

Don't look at the ground!

Don't look at your children!

Don't look up!

ALWAYS LOOK FOR THIEVES!

Unfortunately, I've fallen off the window box and trapped my nuts in the ledge. Just sort of dangling here now. Swinging in the breeze in excruciating agony, please send help!

Britain Twelfth.

Les Floyd Compare and contrast the warm handshake he offered Count Binface! It’d be nice if the mayor could implement some of the Count’s manifesto, or even take him on as an advisor.

Khan shows real grace, here.

This woman doesn't deserve his respect, but he's a professional, so rather than ignore her, he has the respect to disrespect her in a respectable way - by holding her hand, blanking her and basking in her defeat, all at the same time.

Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 So much safer, now she’s only a 2026 pub quiz question.

I'm guessing the Denver Nuggets aren't named after chicken nuggets, but that's what my brain thinks when it sees the words.

Suella Braverman thinks the UK is heading for a Labour government.

Her powers of prophecy make my spine tingle.

How? 🥺

'And there is isn't a Palestinian flag in sight.'

- Laurence Fox

Schrödinger's Fox?

How much worse does it get for Rishi Sunak?

There *are* going to be planes on the way to Rwanda, soon...

US warplanes. 😜😝🤣

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On 12th April, I contacted #SpencerStreetSurgery , with 'symptoms of a heart attack'.

'Dr' Docton had refused to replace lost pregabalin - as is his (dubious) right.

I asked for an alternative.

I was denied further help, by a receptionist.

I complained.

Booted out.🙄

Just got a letter from Spencer Street Surgery, in Carlisle, about my complaint...

'You have taken to social media to publicly admonish our practice and our staff.

We choose not to tolerate this.

Mr A Docton'

Just the facts, man! Just the facts. ☺️

I heard rumours that some rumours are nothing but rumours.

James Corden again! 🤬